(Entertainment-NewsWire.com, October 20, 2014 ) HOUMA, LOUISANA -- In what can only be construed as a manuever of pure evil genius, the likes of which may happen in the last death throes of an international chess game, Famed Celebrity Chef Marcel Boudreaux's ex-wife Ordelia has threatened a lawsuit against the famous Chef if he doesn't ‘hand over her fair share of the proceeds of that little gem – 'Grating on My Mind'.
Friends of Boudreaux could never understand why he married her in the first place, and according to Boudreaux himself, the only explanation he could offer was that on the night he met her he had been out with friends for an unusually long weekend and 'it was kind of a blur as if in a dream', the next thing he knew, he was married.
"You would never know it by looking at her," says Boudreaux's divorce lawyer, Ragoul Julia, "but she is one smart cookie. Her intelligence is somehow, mesmerizing...and sexy."
When pressed for details about this comment, Julia remained uncharacteristically silent.
It appears that the ‘Best Damn Kitchen Tool in the World' has been flying off the shelf of Amazon after the release of his bestselling cookbook (of which he dedicated to Ordelia) and she wants a piece of the pie.
"She's always wanted a piece of the pie…and that, my friends, is part of the reason we are divorced. Well, that and the fact that after I woke up, I realized I never should have married the poor girl in the first place. But that is water over the dam now and there is no lookin' back. I've got to move forward and get out from underneath all these bills from that nightmarish divorce," sobs Marcel.
Ordelia was unavailable for comment but was seen at the local watering hole having a cold one and a slice of …yes, as one would guess – pie.
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